Mark Hamill Gallery (pre car accident/surgery/aging)

Riddle of the day

This is a picture of...

A) Pope Benedict XVI

B) Hugh Hefner

C) Mickey Rourke

D) A baby macaque

E) All of the above

Reality TV Pitch #2: The Bachelor/Bachelorette with very intelligent people

I came up with this one after turning on the TV last night to dishearteningly learn that I missed The Bachelorette. What I like most about the show (which, in reality, is an ego-boost for myself) is the contestants' utter lack of ability to carry on a conversation. This is an act that most people do with relative ease, but it seems that "The Bachelor" series attracts a certain portion of the population incapable of doing so. Very amusing/embarrassing/makes me feel great. So, instead of insurance salesman, dental assistants, etc. how about a season where all of the contestants have PhDs, are polyglots, or published authors. A really handsome and smart man, who happened to be at my house the same time I came up with the pitch, said the show "would be the same". I beg to differ! It would be amusing on a whole new level.

If (god forbid) you don't keep up with the show, here's what you're missing out on:

My sex tape has leaked!!

Now that I have your utmost attention, I would like to introduce a video very dear to my heart. Upon preparing this blog entry, I was actually going to post a link to some kind of alien anime porn, but it turns out that alien anime porn is much more disturbing than anticipated! I cannot, in good conscience, post that here. Also, did you know that Disney animated porn exists?? Let's just say, I'll never look at Mulan the same way again, that whore.

To get to the point, the video below is perfect in every way.



And what could be better than the keyboard cat, but a parody of the keyboard cat?? (OK, it's definitely not better, but it's pretty neat)

Maury Povich: great with tea and crumpets

Recently, I've started coming into the office at 12pm instead of 9am. I do this in order to get my ten and a half hours of beauty sleep, have time for a delightful cup of tea and some crumpets in the morning, but most importantly, to relish in the greatness that is Steve Wilkos, Jerry Springer and Maury Povich (I'll also admit to the occasional Divorce Court). Here are a couple of fabulous Maury moments:





Car accident? Remember, after 911, call 411!

The Hands of a Goddess...

Made these origami treasures! Yes, those are my sexy jeans...you know how sushi is sometimes eaten off of naked women's bodies? Well, I'm trying to emulate that here. I realize I'm still a bit of an amateur origami arteest, but with all the downtime at work/being shoved into the very back corner a la Milton, it shouldn't be long before I'm making modular polyhedra like this guy:

Reality Television Pitch #1

A fellow young padawan, Julia, was part of the inspiration for this unquestionable materpiece

The Littlest Wayne

Players: 10 Little Waynes

Setting: after dark, McDonald's parking lot

Competitions: nugget eatin, rappin, dancin, acrobatics, smokin

John Stamos Gallery