I came up with this one after turning on the TV last night to dishearteningly learn that I missed The Bachelorette. What I like most about the show (which, in reality, is an ego-boost for myself) is the contestants' utter lack of ability to carry on a conversation. This is an act that most people do with relative ease, but it seems that "The Bachelor" series attracts a certain portion of the population incapable of doing so. Very amusing/embarrassing/makes me feel great. So, instead of insurance salesman, dental assistants, etc. how about a season where all of the contestants have PhDs, are polyglots, or published authors. A really handsome and smart man, who happened to be at my house the same time I came up with the pitch, said the show "would be the same". I beg to differ! It would be amusing on a whole new level.
If (god forbid) you don't keep up with the show, here's what you're missing out on:

I think that would be rather awesome, and it could get rid of a bit of the petty she said this drama, but then I might not understand their conversations and feel better about my life...
ReplyDeletea handsome and smart man is always right on any of his assumptions... well, this would make all of his assumptions ex nihilo facts... Well, I can't see the video, this is the real problem here!
ReplyDeleteOK, video should be working now. and I just thought of some more ideas: how about the bachelor for obese people only? celebrity bachelor? non-white bachelor?
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